Just today, we talked about important things like this:
[Driving through neighborhood]
Beau: "Oh look, they're putting up Christmas lights! It's that time. I'm going to put some up this year."
Me: "No, you aren't."
Beau: "I am to."
Me: "Beau. You fell off the roof last year."
Beau: "I didn't fall, I jumped."
Surrre, whatever helps you sleep at night!!
and...
[In Walmart]
Me: "Beau, we agreed that we would stick to the grocery list!"
Beau: "Yeah, so?"
Me: "So far all we have is two bottles of wine and an elf suit for Grayson!"
Beau: "Yeah. Priorities."
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